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{"fact":"A cat's field of vision is about 200 degrees.","length":45}

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{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}

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{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}

{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}

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