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2011 IHF Super Globe was the IHF Men's Super Globe 5th edition. It was held in Doha, Qatar at Al-Gharafa Sports Club Hall.
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The Wanderer or The Sultan's Renegade is a 1949 historical novel by Mika Waltari. It is a sequel to The Adventurer, which tells of the adventures of a young Finnish man, Mikael Karvajalka, in 16th-century Europe. The Wanderer tells the story of how Mikael converts from Christianity to Islam and rises to a high position in the court of Suleiman the Magnificent. Many historical events are recounted in the book, but Mikael's involvement in them is fictitious.
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Peter Baumgartner is a German professional ice hockey defenceman who is currently playing for the Hannover Scorpions in the Deutsche Eishockey Liga (DEL).
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