{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"Siamese kittens are born white because of the heat inside the mother's uterus before birth. This heat keeps the kittens' hair from darkening on the points.","length":155}
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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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Jollas is a genus of jumping spiders (Salticidae), found in Central America, the Caribbean and South America.
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