{"slip": { "id": 65, "advice": "When having a clear out, ask yourself if an item has any financial, practical or sentimental value. If not, chuck it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
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