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Club de Fútbol Venta de Baños is a Spanish football team based in Venta de Baños, in the autonomous community of Castile and León. Founded in 1943, it plays in Primera Provincial – Palencia, holding home games at Amador Alonso, with a capacity of 3,500 seats.
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