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Kati Wolf is a Hungarian singer. Wolf represented Hungary at the Eurovision Song Contest 2011 with the song \"What About My Dreams?\".
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{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
{"fact":"The tiniest cat on record is Mr. Pebbles, a 2-year-old cat that weighed 3 lbs (1.3 k) and was 6.1 inches (15.5 cm) high.","length":120}
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The Castle of Bemposta is a medieval castle in the civil parish of Bemposta, municipality of Mogadouro, in the Portuguese district of Bragança.
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