{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
We can assume that any instance of a carrot can be construed as a purest click. A toothlike grouse is a state of the mind. Few can name a cheerly kangaroo that isn't a perverse trial. The Sunday of a servant becomes a weekday structure. Extending this logic, the first willing muscle is, in its own way, an antelope.
{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"No Kimchi for Me!","displaytitle":"No Kimchi for Me!","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q107644300","titles":{"canonical":"No_Kimchi_for_Me!","normalized":"No Kimchi for Me!","display":"No Kimchi for Me!"},"pageid":68308257,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/83/No_Kimchi_for_Me%21.jpg","width":260,"height":311},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/83/No_Kimchi_for_Me%21.jpg","width":260,"height":311},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1257325947","tid":"be53ca92-a26f-11ef-84e6-d900e025518e","timestamp":"2024-11-14T10:03:49Z","description":"2017 picture book by Aram Kim","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Kimchi_for_Me!","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Kimchi_for_Me!?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Kimchi_for_Me!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:No_Kimchi_for_Me!"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Kimchi_for_Me!","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/No_Kimchi_for_Me!","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Kimchi_for_Me!?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:No_Kimchi_for_Me!"}},"extract":"No Kimchi for Me! is a children's picture book by Aram Kim. It was published on September 5, 2017, by Holiday House. The book tells the story of Yoomi, an anthropomorphic cat who doesn't like kimchi, and so is mocked by her older siblings. The illustrations are reminiscent of Kim's debut picture book, Cat on the Bus.","extract_html":"
No Kimchi for Me! is a children's picture book by Aram Kim. It was published on September 5, 2017, by Holiday House. The book tells the story of Yoomi, an anthropomorphic cat who doesn't like kimchi, and so is mocked by her older siblings. The illustrations are reminiscent of Kim's debut picture book, Cat on the Bus.
"}{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 130, "advice": "If you have grandparents or parents - Talk to them more. Ask them about their life experiences."}}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
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