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Makalondi is a rural commune in the Torodi department of Niger. As of 2012, it had a population of 73,271.
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39S ribosomal protein L55, mitochondrial is a protein that in humans is encoded by the MRPL55 gene.
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Favartia incisa is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Muricidae, the murex snails or rock snails.
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