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Polyommatus poseidon is a butterfly of the family Lycaenidae. It was described by Julius Lederer in 1852. It is found from Kütahya in western Turkey to Artvin in north-eastern Turkey, as well as in Georgia.
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Pristimantis toftae is a species of frog in the family Strabomantidae.\nIt is found in Bolivia, Brazil, and Peru.\nIts natural habitat is tropical moist lowland forests.\nIt is threatened by habitat loss.
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